Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start.

Ooh, look at Bill, he's SO very high-tech. Blogging is SO cutting edge. (If this were 2000)

Alright, so I'm gonna talk about the process of creating a brand new musical. "Night of the Musical Dead" was begun pretty much the morning after I signed a contract with Heuer Publishing to publish my earlier musical, "Lint! The Musical" that I co-wrote with Scott Auden. I guess that once the mental anguish of haggling over contractual details was finished, my brain cleared up enough to think about new projects. Well, this is the piece of spaghetti that stuck to the wall out of the whole pot.